(music)[Pop]
(music)[Continues]
[Cat Screeches]
(music)[Ends]
- Morning, Oscar - Morning, Miss Albright
Finding a cab may take a while in this mess No umbrella?
Really think I need one?
Guess not
[Laughs]
- [Horn Honks] - Thanks Have a good one
Oh
Nice Bye
First stop, 66th and Broadway
I need to be there in four minutes, please
[Laughs] Oh, yeah That's gonna happen
Hi Dana?
[Man On Phone] WNYH You're caller seven Can you name our mystery song?
Oops I did it again Sorry
That's right! You win!
Oh, that's like five greens in a row
The force is strong this morning, boy
Dana, it looks like I'm running a little early
So I'm gonna make a stop at Balducci's Muffin?
I am the master of my universe Positive energy, positive results
[Dog Yipping]
Oh, perfect Taking the dog for a walk
Good morning, Mr. Phillips I want to introduce you to the hottest band in New York City
- [Dog Yipping] - Magic time
Oh, perfect!
Huh Find a penny...
[Cloth Tears]
[Sighs]
Uh, Mr. Phillips? Excuse me?
[Mutters, Sighs]
Here we go Lift
Good Walk it around
Bring it around Bring it around
That's it
[Chattering]
[Elevator Bell Dings]
[Sighs]
- [Man] Hey, hold it, please - Oh
- Thanks - You're welcome
- [Dog Yipping] - Come on, baby
- [Whimpers] - Baby made a poo-poo!
- Now, let's go - [Whistles]
Baby, your poo-poo's costing me
[Grunting]
Happy?
[Dog Whimpers]
- Hi Good morning - Mm-hmm
[Laughs] Sweet
[Groans]
[Dog Yipping]
- [Grunts] - Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
- What are you doing? Get off! - I'm sorry Are you o...
Look, I'm... Let me help you up Stop hitting me!
- Let me help you up! It was an accident! - Oh, my God! Help!
- Hey, you! Don't move! - This is not...
- Help! Help! - This is not... not good Not good
- [Woman] Somebody! - Stay there!
- Let me help you up! Come on! - Get that thing near me, and I'll smack it!
I need backup! 288 in the park! Hey, you! Stay there!
- [Woman] I'll get you! - The button popped!
[Officer] Green jacket, skull cap Pursuing on foot
We're making music here We're not making chicken
Well, get it done We need this done
Sir, excuse me! Good morning, Mr. Phillips!
- I have a brand-new... - Got you!
- Mr. Phillips! - Give me your arm, pervert!
- Take a quick listen! - You smell like dog crap!
Officer, could you take me to the 36th Precinct?
They're nice to me there
[Elevator Bell Dings]
You promise? 6:00?
Okay I'll be the redhead who looks like this
In that case, I'll be there at 5:30
Okay
[Shouting]
Morning, Maggie
Oh, what are you so chipper about?
[Sighs] Brad Pitt and Jude Law had a baby
and I just met him in the elevator
Braden & Company Can I help you?
Somebody ordered Balducci's
Oh, yum Excuse me
What's happening on this body? Is this a new coat?
Yeah Can you believe it? Sample sale Fifty percent off
- Ohh - And her coat met someone
David Pennington Owner of the Boston Celtics David Pennington?
No, silly It's his son
Impressive But I, too, had a really great morning
Apparently, Saturn is in line with Neptune
Dana, you know those things aren't exactly factual, right?
Ooh! Ooh! And my new song got a really polite rejection letter
from Two Tone Records
But you know what they say: One door closes, and two doors open
Speaking of doors, uh, the Phillips meeting... When is it?
Now
All right, I've gotta go take notes
- Okay - I will see you guys after
- Bye Can I have one of those? - Do you want the bran?
Where is everybody?
- [Alarm Blaring] - [All Shouting]
[Shouting Continues]
Look, our SoundScans last week were 470,000
That's why we de... Yes, we deserve to be at the front of the store
Look, you tell him because I said so
You tell him Damon Phillips said so I'm hanging up now
I thought we had a meeting
Oh, they should be here soon If you'd care to...
Wait? This is a big insult D doesn't wait for anybody
Yeah, that's right No one Okay?
And he is furious Ain't that right?
It's true I'm furious
They should be here at any second I promise
- [Alarm Continues Blaring] - Are you kidding me, people! Sara! Sara, do something!
Oh, look! I just got an IM from Miss Braden
And it says she's doing some final touches
on an extra special presentation for you, and she'll be right here
Right
Do you know how much Downtown Masquerade Records made last year?
Yes 507 million, gross
Therefore, you know how much each and every minute of my time is worth
$964
Damn, that's a lot of money I didn't expect that
[Man] Yeah, and that includes the time that you're sleeping
So even when I go poo-poo, I'm makin' money?
- That's some expensive shit - Damn skippy
So you see why I can't afford to waste any time
And this is wasted time!
I completely understand that If you could just give me a moment, then I will start
Please If it's not worth the minute, then I will give you $965
Hmm
Because personally I think you're underpaid
[Inhales]
Hope you have your checkbook
[Siren Wailing In Distance]
- They brought him into custody - Charlie caught the case?
- Yeah - Charlie's crazy, you know
- Oh, I can't believe it's raining again - Oh Yeah
- [Alarm Continues Blaring] - Let me out! Let me out first!
[Shouting Continues]
- Sara! - Yes, uh, Miss...
Right No Of course
Wha... Right
Damon Damon, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting
- Uh-huh - [Sighs]
With cheese Okay
I just need to get the files, and we can start the presentation...
- No, no We're done - Damon, please The elevator was stuck
What are you talking about? Miss Albright just pitched me your entire PR strategy
It's brilliant Especially the part about the party
Oh A p-party?
Yeah, the masquerade bash thing I love it
- Oh, you... you like that? - Yeah
It's a great way to showcase our talent and get a tax write-off and support a good cause
And you know I can never say no to a party
[Rapping] What you say What you say What you say
Me too I love to par-tay
Don't do that
Got you covered, Mr. D Your car is right this way
Masquerade bash?
Uh, I'm really sorry, Miss Braden I just...
I took notes at other meetings, and then I just improvised from there
Well, looks like you've got a big party to plan
Right Right Yeah
Of course, you'll need your own office
- Wh... Me? - Your idea You're in charge Sara?
- Huh? - Find Ashley a new office
- and get her a company credit card - Thank you, Miss Braden
Oh, please, Ashley From now on, it's Peggy
- Peggy - Peggy
- [Giggles] - And you are?
- Mail - Whatever
And don't worry, Ashley I'll be watching your every move
- Sara - Yes, ma'am?
[Sighs]
Katy, I'm home
Oh, hey, Jake
Hey Wow What happened to you?
- Fourth-grade boys - They're the worst, aren't they? Let me see
- What's it stuck on with? - Krazy Glue
Huh, been there At least you had a better day than me
- Burger? - Of course Ketchup for you
- Katy, where's my bun? - Oh, it's in the oven, Grandma
- She's got a bun in the oven? - Hey, Jake
- Hey, Aunt Martha - Now, Katy
I'll be back after my shift at midnight
Cool
Stay out of trouble
- Love you, Jake - Love you too
- Katy, mind your cousin - I'll keep an eye on her
- See ya - Ready?
Wait Is it gonna sting? 'Cause I kind of like wearing it
Well, it's not gonna sting if you hold still
- Ow Ow Ow - Hold still! It's gonna be fine!
Hold still One, two, three...
There you go There you go Well, hold on Hold on Hold on All right
- What do you say? - Thank you, Jake You're my hero
Give me some skin You know, I'm gonna take this
This is definitely a, uh, choking hazard
- All right - Bye
See ya
- [Grunts] Not again! Oh! - [Clattering]
So, where is he taking you?
A basketball game His dad's team is playing Philly
Not sexy enough Home or away?
- Away - Let me guess
On his private jet which he flies himself?
- So wrong He has a pilot - Speaking of dates Hello?
We should try to find the dragon lady one for the bash
That way, she won't be all over us, watching our every move
Mm Good luck Men of Peggy's caliber don't exactly take ads in the Yellow Pages
[Scoffs] Could you possibly idolize her any more?
What? She's sophisticated, glamorous, gets invited everywhere
and never has to stay home because she has nothing to wear
- Right Nothing to wear - Wee, wee, wee
- [Doorbell Rings] - Coming! - I'll get it
- I'm coming - I'm coming!
- Find an outfit - I found one
- Ooh, ooh, ooh - Whoa Who is that?
Down, girl You're drooling on my doormat Oh, it's my next-door neighbor
- Who? - Shh Antonio
- Oh, hey, Ashley - Hey
Your dry cleaning was delivered while you were out, so I took it
Oh, you are such an angel Thank you
- I do what I can Big date tonight? - Kind of big You?
- Ah, every night is date night - [Chuckles]
- Okay, I'll see you then - Thanks
- Bye - Oh, hey, Antonio
Are you free next Thursday?
I'm never free What do you have in mind?
Well, you won't want to miss this
Masquerade Records is throwing an outrageous promo party
Food, fun, dancing and a blind date with my boss
Your boss? What's she like?
She's very smart, strong, an independent woman
- Is she good-looking? - Of course
Okay, look, if you think we'll hit it off, then that's good enough for me
Oh, you're the best Thank you so much Bye
- Bye - Oh, yes! A date for the dragon lady
- Yes! - You know, this isn't mine
Whose is it?
- Oh! Sarah Jessica Parker's - [Screams]
- What? - Not kidding
I did not know Sarah Jessica Parker lived in your building
Oh, my God And look, it's Dolce
Oh, my gosh I can return it tomorrow
[Sighs] Let me look Oh, yes
Your size What are the odds?
- Don't be jealous - You know, this might actually look cute on me
- You should totally wear it tonight - Well, of course
- Yeah, I'm gonna need some chocolate now - I'm gonna need some milk
I'm gonna go try on the dress
[Wings Flapping]
Thanks
Ay, ay! Asshole!
- [Tires Screeching] - [Man] Hey, watch it, will ya!
Sorry Sorry It's okay
Yo, one, two, check Sound check
(music)(music) [Rock]
(music)(music) [Singing]
- Hey, Jake - Hey, Mac
(music)(music) [Singing Continues]
Hey, hey! Hey, Jake!
Jake, how'd it go?
So, uh... So you got Phillips the CD?
Uh, not ex... not exactly
You know, we just had some scheduling conflicts we had to deal with
Jake, this has been going on for weeks
Guys, we're right on track Trust me
There are even gonna be a couple of "A" and "R" guys here tonight
Hey, Jake There's a clogged toilet in the men's room
Uh, and I'm looking forward to plunging it, Mac
but not until my shift starts, which is in two hours
Pretend it's a Grammy
Grammy? Grammy it is Okay
So I'm gonna take care of this Keep up the energy
Hit that "G," Tom We're gonna have a great show tonight, guys
(music)(music) [Singing]
(music)[Man Singing]
(music)[Continues]
- Here we go - Thank you
I thought we were taking a jet
This takes us to the jet
Oh, wow This is definitely going in my diary [Squeals]
Good evening, Bayonne Ashley, where did you get that gorgeous dress?
[Laughs] Don't ask
(music)[Continues]
(music)[Ends]
[Bowling Pins Falling]
(music)[Man Singing]
- Hi How are ya? - Hi
Guys, you're on
Gentlemen, enjoy the show Cocktails on us
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the hottest rock band in New York City!
- McFly! - [Cheering]
(music)(music) [Singing]
[Screams]
- [Microphone Feedback] - [Gasping, Chattering]
- Keep on going I got it - [Feedback Continues]
- Oh! - Let's get out of here
- [Jake Yells] - Hey, fellas, come on
[Chattering Continues]
[Groans]
You're firing me? You don't even pay me
Look, Jake, you're good I mean, you did find us
- It's just... - But? What's the but?
But we just think it's time to go home
No, you can't go back home We're this close, guys
Jake, we haven't had any lucky breaks over here
And poor Doug misses his mum Yeah, he does He cries every night
- [Yells] - One week How's that?
How's that? You give me one week
And if I can't make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it
We're done You can go back home No hard feelings One week
- Okay One week - One week
- All right!
- Get some rest, guys - Mum's gonna have to wait one more week, Doug
[Laughing]
One week
- [Japanese] - So, did you?
Okay, David Pennington is a gentleman
- We kissed - Boring
- Check please, Zuki - Okay
- Thank you - So, was it a, um, normal kiss
or was it a supernatural, tingling in your toes
butterflies in your tummy sort of kiss?
It was enough to get him to ask me on another date
- Mm! - [Laughs]
- Thank you - No, no, no, no Uh-uh
Uh... W-Wait What's that?
Senor Platinum says lunch is on him
- I can't stand this - What?
Now, on top of everything else, Peggy Braden has given you worldwide buying power?
Okay, there's positive energy, and then there's just plain dumb luck
Here we go again Maggie, you've known me since seventh grade, right?
Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky?
Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High
- So? - We went to Jefferson
- That doesn't mean anything - Okay
- What? Are you kidding me? - Thank you, Ashley
- Thank you - Thank you, Ashley
- But face it, babe
when they whacked you with that lucky stick, they whacked you good
- You guys are silly - [Speaking Japanese]
- Thank you - Thank you
Okay All right If you don't think you have the luck gene
then you wouldn't mind taking a little test
- Test? - Yeah
Test? Cool What kind of test?
- Ooh, sorry - Excusez-moi
- Hi One scratcher, please - Oh!
- What kind? - You wanna pick?
- This is not a fair test I happen to be good at these - The green one
It's a lottery Nobody's good at them
- Dollar - Thank you
- [Sighs] Guys... - Come on!
I mean, seriously, this is silly
- Do it Do it Do it - Fine No peeking
- Why? - It's my scratcher now
What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get?
Five, 10, 15 I told you I was good at these
You are the luckiest person in the world
How do you do it, Ash? How do you do it?
I told you, you just scratch the silver boxes
Scratch? You just scratch? I could kill you!
Hey, watch it I can't afford to be injured I've got a major event to plan
And we have a walk-through downtown with Peggy in 10 minutes
Taxi! We have to pick up the presentation boards We're never gonna make it
Negativity That's your problem
- That's true Bye, sweets! - Make mama proud!
- Of course Love you - Au revoir!
- How you feeling? - Nervous
- She's gonna love it - Okay
- How about right here? - Yeah
- This place is amazing! - Quick She's ready
- Hi, Miss Braden - Uh!
Sorry Peggy So, are you ready to be impressed?
- I'm ready to have questions - Of course I would hope so
Okay, so we're going for a carnival-like atmosphere
We'll have an upscale mixture of VIP's, celebs
and record industry insiders
Only, everyone will wear masks
Interesting
We'll have a deejay, circus performers
fortune-tellers, atmosphere smoke and neon
Over here will be the VIP area
We'll have champagne... only the best
Dom Perignon served by waiters on stilts
And then a stage with Masquerade's latest videos and professional dancers
And over there, little alcoves
with couches and with drapes to give people privacy
Overhead, sky dancers
You know, I want people to feel like anything can happen here
(music)[Singing]
It's gonna be a magical night
(music)[Singing Continues]
- The hired dancers? - Are doing their thing
- And Phillips? - Is happy and is going up in five
Peggy, I've got it covered
See that you do, my dear
Oh, thank God
Thank you so much I owe you big time
So, which one is she?
Oh, she's the tall blonde one, near the fortune-teller
- Ah, very nice - Yeah, she's a little high-strung
No problem
It is gonna cost you extra
You're terrible But a doll
Now go I have work to do
So do I
(music)[Continues]
- [Man On Earpiece] Got another freeloader - What? No, no, no
If they're not on the list, they cannot get in No exceptions
- I'm on the list "Plus one" - [Chattering]
I'm on the list It's the jacket!
- [Male Reporter] Hey, look this way! - Ow! My foot!
- Sorry They threw me - What a loser!
- Of course I'm all right - [Grunts]
[Man] Just get the next one
[Man #2] Yeah, I got these
Uh, mm, is this the Masquerade bash?
- Are you Ronald? - Uh, yeah Yeah
- Th-That's me Ronald - You're late
- Dancers change in Room 5 - Okay [Chuckles]
So go on
Up to Room 5 Hope these clothes fit
(music)[Woman Singing Pop]
[Woman] Just as I thought The Lovers
[Gasps] Oh, fantastic!
- See, I told you, baby - Ashley!
Antonio Peggy
You two look like you're hitting it off
Yes, we really are Thanks for hooking us up
- You set us up? - Guilty as charged
Well, thank you He is adorable
Oh, my pleasure You two look made for each other
That's what Madame Z just said
- Did she? - The Lovers
Come on, baby Let's dance
- Whoa - [Giggling]
Keep up the good work, Z
You, come Don't you want Madame Z to tell you what's in the cards for you?
- No, it's okay Save it for the guests - Ah, a skeptic
No, it's just, how many times can you hear, "You'll meet a handsome stranger"?
Hello? It's called a Tuesday [Laughs]
What? You think that good fortune is normal?
Just as I suspected
What? What'd it say? Am I gonna win a cruise?
'Cause lately I've been having that cruise-winning feeling
Not exactly It says that good luck has always spun your way
Uh-oh Be careful
This card, the Wheel of Fortune, it is upside down
That means the wheel may be spinning back
Right Yeah I don't really have time for the whole spinning wheel thing
I have 500 guests and a broken bubble cannon to attend to
- So go - Well, keep up the good work People are loving it, Z
(music)[Continues]
Holy crap
Yeah! Yeah!
- Aren't they fantastic? - [Cheering]
Now hear this!
- Now hear this! - Now hear this!
- Are you guys having a good time? - [Cheering]
- Do you like the music? - [Man] I love the music!
I said do you like the music?
Ain't nothin' like a Damon party!
And I want to thank you for comin' out and supporting the Second Street Shelter
[Cheering, Shouting]
As of right now
we've raised $270,000!
Give yourselves a round of applause
That's a lot of money! It's not enough
I promise you, if you dig deep
and show me some money, I'll show you a good time
- Music! - [Cheering]
Hit it! Come on! Oh!
Wha... Wha... Ooh, ooh!
Ooh, ooh! Damn I'm good!
(music)[Man Rapping]
- (music)[Woman Singing] - No, no, no, no, no
- Where's the bubbly? Let's party, yo - Mr. Phillips? Excuse me!
[Groaning]
(music)[Continues]
Hey I'm gonna see you at church [Laughing]
What's up, man?
Hey, hey The dancers are supposed to be on the dance floor
- And the dance floor is that way - Uh, right Sure
I just...
(music)[Continues]
I was just about to ask this lovely lady to dance
- Oh! - Oh, sucking up to the boss, huh?
The bo... Sorry
You should go dance Go dance with him
- Come on You're earned it This party's amazing - He's kinda cute
You know what? I will I deserve to have a little fun tonight
- Ooh Bye! - [Wolf Whistle]
Can I go dance? I wanna go dance Can I go dance?
- Please - Fine Go, go, go Play Play
- [Woman] Hey, watch it, jerk! - Sorry
(music)[Man Singing]
(music)[Continues]
[All Gasping]
(music)[Woman Singing]
- I'm sorry - No No Don't... Don't be sorry
l... I, uh...
What? I can't hear you It's too loud in here Let me step outside
- I have to go - What? Wait
Look, I have to take care of one thing, but I promise I'll be right back
- But... - just stay where you are All right?
Okay
Ashley, who was that?
Um, I honestly don't know
You were just kissing that guy you honestly don't know?
Yeah Yeah Oh! [Gasps]
- What? - My shoe
- [Cloth Tearing] - Oh, my God
- What? - My dress
- My dress! - At least you're wearing underwear
[Gasps]
[Chattering]
That... That's what I'm trying to tell you This is the biggest party
- Mr. Phillips? Excuse me - No, no, no, no
The big... This is the biggest party Yes, we're throwin'...
- [Horn Honking] - Right Hey!
- [Grunts] - [Crowd Screaming]
- The kid! The kid! - The guy cut me off! Somebody call 911!
- Unbelievable! - Are you all right?
- Uh, uh No No, I'm okay - No, no, no
- I'm okay I'm okay - Somebody get an ambulance
- Uh, no, really I'm fine - Let me help you, man
- I'm not hurt Mr. Phillips - You're the luckiest son of a gun I've ever seen!
Mr. Phillips, you okay? You all right?
I'm better than okay, man I'm alive!
- You saved my life, Spider-Man - It was nothing, really
There's gotta be a way I can repay you
I'm just glad you're okay
There's gotta be something I can do for you
Um, okay You know what? I don't want to put you out or anything
but this band is exactly what you're looking for
- They're the hottest band in New York City - It's done
- If you just... What did you say? - I said it's done
- You bring, um... McFly, right? - Yeah
Bring McFly by the office, and we'll have a listen
Okay
- Say, kid, what's your name? - Jake. Jake Hardin
Jake Hardin, Damon Phillips owes you big [Chuckles]
Yeah, I'm still here This kid saved my life, man
Is it me, or did I just get lucky?
She's choking! Breathe, Ashley! Puke... Puke it up!
- Move it! Get out of my way! - She's choking!
- Here! Let me help - She's red!
- Here - Somebody help...
- One more time - [Grunts]
- What was that? - An olive
Ash, Ash, look!
- No, I did not! Not me! - Is she getting arrested?
- It's her! Her! - Who?
Are they pointing at me? They're pointing at me
Come on Let's get her
Excuse me
- They're coming over here - Oh, okay
Move it! Move it! Out of the way! Out of the way!
- Ashley Albright? - I'm afraid to say yes
You're under arrest
Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?
[Gasps] Wait I mean, no... I'm gonna give it back!
(music)[Man Singing]
Wait I obey the law I like the law
[Phillips] It's been a great night I almost got hit by a car
- And I would... - Step aside, sir
[Phillips] Hey, what the hell's going on?
I mean, hello? Sex and the City?
Sarah Jessica Parker has so many dresses
That was so last season Is she really gonna miss it?
You're a prostitute?
An escort I thought you knew
I have never been so humiliated
- Peggy, l... - Thanks to you and your little alcoves
"I want people to feel like anything can happen here"
Oh
[Cell Door Opening]
- Oh [Chuckles] - What are you grinning about?
- I know what's going on here - What?
- Where do you think he is? - Where do I think who is?
Shh The host
- The host of what? - Of this reality show
Okay, I've figured it out
You guys can come out and tell me that I've won now
- Are you insane? - Hey, keep it down in there!
Did David Pennington put you up to this?
- Huh? Did he? - That's my seat
I thought this was festival seating
- Huh? - This is real life, Ashley
You not only cost me my biggest client
but I can't even imagine what they're gonna say about me in the Post
- Braden - That's me
- You made bail - Oh, God, thank you
- Thank you - Peggy, I'm sorry
Oh, and in case you haven't guessed
you're fired
- [Clears Throat] - [Guard] This way, ma'am
[Sighs]
- Is this your floor too? - What did you say?
(music)[Man Singing]
(music)(music) [Rock]
(music)(music) [Singing]
All right That's enough
- Hey, guys - [Phillips] Car ready, Tiff?
You know, they're just... They're
- a little nervous - Mm, go with 'em
Jake? Jake?
- I'm sorry if that wasn't exactly what you're look... - What do you like about 'em?
They have a fresh take on retro, like early Beatles meets Blink 182
I'm surprised you don't talk about record sales and demographics
Well, it's funny you should say that, actually
I think a band that's good will sell itself
- An idealist and a purist I like that - Yeah
I used to be like that once, but then I decided to become filthy rich
Uh, okay, well, thanks... thanks for the opportunity
Look, kid, I believe in luck
So I'm gonna send it out to a couple radio stations, see how it plays
Meanwhile, you guys work on a follow-up, okay? You got two weeks
- So, you're signing the band? - [Groans]
I spent eight minutes with you Why would I waste that time if I wasn't signing the band?
Tiffany, call accounting and cut them an advance check and put them up in a penthouse
- Okay - Now it's been nine minutes Let's go
All right Bye
Thanks Thank you!
Congratulations
Thanks
[Police Radio Chatter]
[Screams] Oh! Oh, my God!
[Screams, Sighs]
[Elevator Bell Dings]
[Sighs] Home
Good morning
Oh [Sniffs]
[Chattering]
Do I need a bubble bath
Hey Whoa Isn't that my...
We've gone through pretty much everything It's all rated PG-1
- That's right We're gonna have to clear it all out - What? Oh, my goodness
- This your apartment? - Yes Um, what happened?
- Flood - Flood?
Yeah, it's a, uh, technical term for a lot of water where it shouldn't be
It's no big deal though We'll take care of it
- Oh, thank you Do you mind if I go in and change now? - Hey, hey, fellas!
She wants to come in and change her clothes
- [All Laughing] - I don't get it Why are you laughing?
Sweetheart, we got a grade-four mold infestation
- You're lucky we found it - Lucky Yeah
Oh!
- Move it out! - Easy!
- Do you have my furniture? - Don't worry about that
- Oh - We'll burn it before it can contaminate anyone else
We did manage to save these
- This is it? - That's it
[Man] Check with the IC We're gonna need another hose
[Man #2] We're on it already We're gonna do a reverse hose lay
[Chattering Continues]
Hey, you Are you okay?
(music)[Woman Singing]
- This is my new apartment? - I know It's pretty amazing
Home theater, satellite TV
And at night, with the lights down low
let's just say this place is pretty mind-blowing
Uh, yeah, it's pre... it's pretty mind... you know, in broad daylight
Well, the band is down the hall The bar and the fridge are fully stocked
Oh, and just so you know, DMR is a really nice place to work
You know, like at some companies they don't allow employees to date each other?
Here they do
Date?
That'd be great! I'm free all weekend
Hey, you don't mind if the girl pays, do ya?
Some guys have this weird hang-up
Ooh, gotta split I'm late for my erotic massage class
Catch you later, Spider-Man
- [Door Closes] - (music)[Ends]
Erotic massage
[Mews]
Guys, thank you for letting me stay here Not only don't I have money
but the dragon lady's blackballed me from every firm in the city
- Well, why don't you phone your parents? - And admit defeat? No way
- Yeah - So, where should I sleep?
- In your room - My room?
Mm-hmm See, Maggie's room is right here above the kitchen
Thanks And Dana's is a Jennifer Convertible
Yeah, so your options are the La-Z-Boy
- Mm - Soft and sturdy
And my personal favorite, the fabulous futon
- Hmm? - Perfect
Well, I'll keep out of your way, and you guys won't even know I'm here
- Blow-dryer? - Oh, yeah On top of the radiator
Thanks [Sighs]
- [Mews] - I never noticed Is your cat all black?
- Yeah Why? - Just curious
Well, this is nice We'll have fun
Everything's gonna be... Oh, my God!
- What? - I have a zit
I have a zit! Girls, I have a zit!
[Screaming]
- [Gasps] - Ash, are you okay in there?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, wow!
- Ashley! - Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Dana Gasps] Ash!
- [Man] Okay, who's the idiot? - [Woman] Nice work!
Ash? Are you okay, Ash? Hold tight Hold on Sweetie?
I broke a mirror I broke a mirror I know
- Ah - I mean, guys, what is going on with me?
You know, I can't take seven more years of this
Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the anti-Midas
and everything I touch turns to crap
Okay, Ashley, calm down, all right?
For some reason, the fates have dealt you a lousy hand
- [Scoffs] - But the wheel always spins back
- Right? - [Siren Wailing]
- [Grunts] - [Screams]
- [Sighs] - You're fired
Oh, my God I need to borrow some clothes
- [Bells Jingling] - (music)(music) [Humming]
- [Door Closes] - (music)(music) [Singing In Russian]
Hello! Open up!
- Hello! - Yoo-hoo
- Yes? - You have ruined my life!
What? Ugh, it's you
Everything in my life was perfect until you came around
Wait a minute Was it really perfect?
- You know what? Don't you psychoanalyze me! - Whoa
Okay, just work your voodoo magic and give me my luck back
Fine Concentrate [Grunting]
- Gosh - [Shouts In Russian]
All right? It's back Now, please, go home
- I got an early day tomorrow - No, no
Do not patronize me, okay? You and your cards screwed everything up!
Now you have to fix it
I tried to warn you, sweetheart
Look, did anything unusual happen at that party?
[Laughs] Well, besides the fact that I tore my dress
nearly choked to death and the felony charges, no
Yikes How about before that?
Well, I mean, I kissed a cute guy, but that's hardly unusual
Wait a second You said that I could lose it to someone else, right?
So does that mean that he took my luck from me?
Maybe he needed it more than you
So he stole it? That little whack-kissing bandit!
No, that is just my luck, okay?
And you're gonna help me and tell me how to get it back
Me?
Well, let's see Uh...
If he took it from you with a kiss
then it stands to reason...
What?
So wait We're talking 20 professional dancers?
One of these guys' lips are the key to getting my life back, guys
- I don't believe it - Whoa!
- Hey, get off the sidewalk! - Take it eas'!
- What am I, a target? - See, it's ridiculous, right?
You can't get your luck back by kissing a guy
I don't believe how hot these guys are
Oh, great! Now you're encouraging her?
Oh, no I'm just here to observe and mock
Guys, I'm just trying to get my life the way it was again
Okay, how are you even gonna know if you kissed the right guy?
Oh, I've got a foolproof test
- [Bell Chiming] - Oh! Hey, hey, that's him!
Oh, yeah
All right!
[Cheering]
[Gasps] Oh, my God! It's definitely him
Oh, my gosh! Ashley, he's married!
Ashley!
(music)[Woman Singing]
- Michael! - (music)[Continues]
- I suppose that's your sister? - No, no, muffin, muffin!
- Tomato Sorry - [Arguing]
You ruined my wedding!
Ooh, yeah
Okay, push, push, push!
- Excuse me This'll just be a minute - Come on
[Whistles]
Sorry
Here Here
- [Groans] - Thanks anyway It's all right
- Oh, Dana? - Hmm? What?
Thank you so much Feel better
Please, please, please, please
Why?
Hi I'm Dave
Hey, Lance Can you hear me?
Hi How are you?
Um, okay, here goes
Oh! Ow!
Girls
He bit my tongue
(music)[Ends]
Here
Oh, come on Oh
Ooh! We still have one left
- Tom Guthrie - [Dana] Spit out the ice, Ash
- Mm - Tom Guthrie
We've looked for him at, like, three different addresses already
Yeah You know, you're right
I'm like the rest of the rabbit after they cut off its lucky foot
- I should just give up - Come on, Ash It's not that bad
Yeah, so you've kissed a dozen bacteria-ridden strangers
- You know, you still got your friends - Oh, thanks
But it's probably best that we no longer touch
- [Scoffs] - But I love you
Oh, you love me? I'm gonna get you
- I'm gonna kiss you - [Screams]
(music)(music) [Hums] [Gasps] Pancakes!
- Hi, kitty - [Beeps]
- Hey, Ash It's me, David - [Gasps]
Uh, big art opening tonight at Station "A" Gallery
- David Pennington! - Meet you there at 7:00? Don't break my heart
- [Beeps] - David Pennington Another date
- I'm not going - Why not? It's a chance with a great guy
No It's a chance to get hit by a bus Maggie
your black cat is crossing my path
Not good
Come on, Pancakes Don't be scared of the superstitious, mean lady
I'm not superstitious, but it's true I mean, it's bad luck
[Sighs] Dane, how's my scope?
Leo Leo
- "Your moon is in Uranus" - Ooh
Doesn't sound pretty
He could have canceled Isn't that proof enough
that this whole bad luck thing is totally bogus?
[Chuckles] I don't think so
Ashley, unlucky girls
don't get asked out by one of Us Weekly's most eligible bachelors
Unlucky girls sit and watch their more fortunate friends get asked out
while they sit at home and watch Oprah and eat last year's Halloween candy
- That's true - You're right
Of course I'm right Go get ready
[Sighs] You know what?
Maybe I'm not cursed You know, I'm just looking at things the wrong way
And these setbacks could just be opportunities
- Of course - Exactly
- Because when one door closes... - Two others open
Okay I'm turning over a new leaf, and my good luck starts now
Good
It's okay
Oh...
Did you just put that back in your eye?
- It was my last one, guys - That's really gross
Ow! My eye!
[Chattering]
But, you see, l... I'm on the list I'm "plus one"
David Pennington, plus one
- Hi, David - There he is See? There he is
- Oh, hey - David Pennington There
No, no, no There She's... She's with me
Thank you Oh!
Ooh
I'm okay Fine
Come on I got a surprise for you
Oh, my God
Would you look at that big, ugly
- brown pile of... - Uh, Ashley...
It looked like it came out of the rear end of an elephant [Groans]
- Ashley - Huh?
Uh... [Clears Throat] Meet my mother, the artist
- Hmm - The artist
Hi, Mrs. Pennington
You know, you look so much younger in person
Not that I mean you're old or anything
David, if I'm going to listen to this, I'll need vodka
Good idea
- Waiter - [Man] Yes, sir
Sure Hmm?
No, thank you
David, darling, that awful man from the Times is here
It's him
- That son of a... - Excuse me
Yeah? Oh, um, the waiter He was just...
- More your type? I totally agree - Wha...
- Mother, please - Um, if you two don't mind, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room
You! Finally
- Excuse me? - You're gonna keep your tongue in your mouth at all times
- 'cause this is strictly business - What?
- Give me back my luck Come here - What the...
- Let go of me - just... Uh-oh
(music)[Techno]
[Man On PA] From the bowels of this mortal coil come the mud men
- Kiss me, damn it! - Let me up! I'm in the show!
- [Man] I am a mud man - [Woman] I am a mud woman
[Group] We are mud people
and he is our mud king
- [Murmuring] - [Groans]
- Heart attack! I know CPR! - I'm not having...
He's not breathing!
He's totally breathing!
No, he's not It's a cardiac reflex thing
- I need to give him mouth-to-mouth - [Muffled] I can't breathe
[Both Moaning]
Mmm
He's gonna be okay
- Sorry - Lucky you were here
Lucky you know CPR
Yeah You know what? That's me Lucky
You know, I'm feeling kind of... Oh!
- [Gasps] - [Crowd Gasping]
Oh
[Woman] Irreplaceable!
[Man] It's ruined
- [Shutter Clicks] - This is ridiculous It was just mud
[Clears Throat]
You must have met my twin sister She was in here the other night
She's the bitch I'm the nice one
- What can I get you? - Um, can I just have a glass of water?
No buy, no sit See?
- Can I use the bathroom? - [Scoffs]
N-No buy, no bathroom!
Okay Great Fine Fine I'm leaving
I'm leaving Oh, are you all enjoying the show?
You know, the real me doesn't have days like this
As a matter of fact, maybe I'm not even here right now
This is all probably a... a dream that I'm having
induced by a... a deep-tissue massage
- Yes A massage that I won at a charity raffle - [Man] Shut up
That looks good Are you done with that?
No That was a joke I'm not gonna eat your scraps
Gosh! Maybe just some bacon
- [Crowd Groaning] - Mmm! Mmm!
I don't know what she's doing
Mmm! Mmm!
Oh, my God I'm like a coyote
[Man Chuckling]
Perfect
Oh, not the salt
Just so everyone knows
I think what I'm about to do is completely ridiculous, but it can't hurt, can it?
Come on
- [Screaming] My eye! - Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh, my...
- It was an accident I'm sorry - Miss, I think it's, uh
- time to go now - Oh, my God All right
I'm sorry It was an accident
[Man Groaning]
- I think we're clear - Thanks for that Sorry
- I couldn't help but overhear your, uh... - Oh, meltdown?
- [Chuckles] - Yeah Broke jobless And I just ate le jambon d'etranger
- What? - A stranger's bacon I thought it would sound better in French
- Oh - Guess not
You looked a little hungry I thought you could use this Turkey on rye, extra mustard
Oh Yes Thank you
- Thanks Um, nice to meet you - Okay Yeah
I'm gonna...
Look I know of a job... if you're looking for one
[Chuckles] Really? What's the scam?
- No scam - Well, do you want me to join your religion or something?
[Chuckles] No No religion stuff
It's just a job You know, a bad job Crummy pay for crummy hours
That still doesn't answer my question What's the scam?
Let's just say I know what it's like to be SOL
- SOL? - "Shit out of luck"
What makes you think I'm SOL? Just because I spilt the salt back there?
Yeah
Oh!
Look Where you are right now, I've been there
Been there? I lived there I was kind of the mayor of there
[Chuckles]
I'm Jake
Ashley
- Oh, God - Yeah, yeah No, you got it
- Oh, my gosh - Looks great on you
Can anything else... I mean, to be honest
I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now
For this one I think you'll be fine
- Okay - Wanna check it out?
- Why are you so nice? - Why... just... Look I mean
shit out of luck... That's my thing
- put me in this position - You're gonna love her
- This is not fair Listen - She's great
- I don't need another loser waitress here - Okay, Mac Okay
- You won't be sorry - [Sighs]
- I didn't get it - No, no, no, no, no No, no It's not that
You can have the job, but it's my old job
So?
Well, see, l... I'd hoped he would hire you as a waitress or something
My old gig was kind of a... like a janitor, food delivery person, toilet attendant
I'll take it I'll take it
(music)[Man Singing]
(music)[Continues]
Whoa! God!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa Oh!
Oh!
God
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
[Coughing]
Oh!
Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
What the...
I'll clean that up
[Muffled] Come on, boys Move it or lose it Let's go
There we go
(music)[Ends]
Before Phillips will release the album, he wants to see you play a larger space
- like the Knitting Factory - [All] Oh!
See if you can hold a big crowd for an hour, create some preheat Huh?
- Yeah! When? - I don't know
- Guys! Listen Carley, turn the radio up - (music)[Radio: Rock]
- No way! - That's it! That's it!
(music)[Continues]
Let's celebrate Burgers and fries on me
[All] All right
Hey, sweetie You, uh, scamper up that ladder and... and fix that light
- Well, I'm not so good with... - Thanks
heights
[Radio: Man] That's McFly, a new British invasion band...
Phillips will tell us tonight In the meantime, we have to focus on fine-tuning...
Whoa
track... See, that's not good
She should have gone up without the bulb
then brought down the old one, because now she's gonna be juggling...
Eh! Hey!
- You know where the broom is - Yeah I'll...
And she should have turned off the light first because now she's gonna be...
[Screaming]
Electrocuted
- [Panting] Oh, my God - Hi
Hi
So, other than, uh, you know, getting zapped, how's the job working out?
- Oh, I can't complain - That's good
No I mean I'm literally not allowed to complain I had to sign something
Oh I remember that
- This is cold, so it'll help - You're very handy with this stuff
- Thanks - Ah, that feels good
- Is that toothpaste? - Yeah It's an ancient Chinese remedy for burned fingers
- [Chuckles] - Yeah It pays to be prepared
I've got everything in this backpack
I have first aid, extra socks
- Isn't that a bit defeatist? - No, it's being a realist You've been out there
[Chuckles] Hey Let me see your cell phone
Why?
- What the... What is this? - Oh Flip it like that
Like that
Address book
"Bergdorf's, Bendel's and sushi"
Are you nuts? Unlucky people need hospitals
Also, never call 911 They take forever
Fire responds They're great
National Poison Control Center Ask for Lou He's very good
- [Chuckles] - [Chuckles]
You know what? Um
this backpack has seen me through just about everything
And
I think it's time to pass it on
- Oh No, no, no I couldn't - No No Honestly, I think you should have it
- Please You need it more than I do - Thank you
- [Cell Phone Rings] - [Sighs]
Uh, I better take this
- Oh, yeah Sure Of course - Hey, Katy How's my girl? What?
Your key? You checked the doormat? [Chuckles]
Um, okay What... What if I pick you up, take you to the new place?
Yeah You'll love it It's huge
Okay We'll have pizza It'll be fun
- I gotta run - Okay Uh, yeah
See ya, Ashley Uh, it's just a... It's a girl Yeah No
(music)[Singing]
- Hey Guys Guys Guys Come on - (music)(music) [Stops]
- Hey, guys Sounds good - How you doing? Thank you
- What's going on? - Look, Jake The Knitting Factory fell through
- What? - Oh, you're joking
- That sucks - But "Five Colours" has been gettin' great radio play
so I decided to book our boys at the new Hard Rock Cafe Times Square
No way!
- Who's your boy, huh? This is big! - Beauty!
- [Chattering] - This is... This is big How's my follow-up coming?
We're... We're working on it
- Uh... - All right That's good Don't let me stop you
- Sounds good, guys Congratulations - All right Have a good one
So, um, Jake, when are we gonna hear this amazing follow-up?
- When you guys write it - Right
Hey, Jake You got a delivery
Over there
[Man] Hey Isn't that that bird from the bowling alley?
- [Man #2] Yeah The electrocuted one - [Man #3] Hey, Jakey
Danny, let's work on your vocals for "Too Close for Comfort"
I think we're on the right track Just tighten it up a little bit
Okay We're... We're gonna take it from the second verse
- Hey - Hey
- Oh! I'm sorry - It's okay
- Thanks Oh! - I got it I got it I got it
(music)[Rock]
- I'm... I'm sorry about... - No Don't worry about it
Come on in Check out this song
(music)[Singing]
Sounds great, Tim
- They sound good - Yeah Yeah They do, don't they?
- Yeah - So, did you hear we're playing the new Hard Rock?
- Wow That's great - Yeah Well, besides the fact that it's a huge space
I'm probably not gonna be able to fill it
- and I'm kind of dead - It's tough, but not impossible
(music)[Singing Continues]
So, you think maybe, uh, you'd want to go to coffee later
or something maybe?
Yeah, um... [Clears Throat] That'd be nice
[Door Opens]
Oh There she is
- Oh Is... Is that Katy? - Yeah [Chuckles]
She's cute, huh? She picked out this jacket
- Oh Nice - Yeah
- Looks like a tramp - What?
What? Camp Camp She looks like someone I went to camp with
- Yeah - Strange
Weird
You know, l... I better get going Uh, Mac wants me to reset the rat trap
So, should I call you tonight?
Um, yeah, about that... Oh, geez
Um, yeah Some other time maybe I have other plans
- If that's cool Sorry about that again - That's okay
- Bye - Bye
[Door Closes]
Oh!
(music)[Ends]
- Thanks for the ride, Jake - Yeah Hold up one second
Um, so I'll see you later?
Tell Aunt Martha I'm gonna send Bernie with the car to pick you up Don't forget your homework
- Yeah, yeah I hear ya Later - All right See ya
[Door Closes]
Oh, no, no, no, no Don't do that
Don't open the umbrella Not inside
Very unlucky
[Grunting]
- [Whimpers] - [Wind Howls]
Oh! Oh! [Yelps]
[Breathing Heavily]
- Bernie - Yes, sir?
Back it up, will ya?
[Whimpers]
Oh, God
You know, there's a poncho in that backpack
I didn't even think to... to look
Can I give you a ride?
I only live 29 blocks from here
Uh, at least take my umbrella
I already have one
You know, I got a washer-dryer, uh
microwave popcorn, satellite TV
No l... l... I really shouldn't
Look I don't do this for just anybody, but
I'll even throw in some hot chocolate with those little tiny marshmallows
I love the tiny marshmallows
How about you toss the lightning rod and get in?
Oh
Thank you
[Thunder Rumbling]
- [Door Closes] - [Sighs]
- Nice place - Yeah Um...
We should get you some dry clothes Here Let me get this
- Oh, thank you - Laundry room's that way Bathroom's right over there
Uh, kitchen's right here Go whichever way you think you should go
- Thanks - Yeah Sure
[Sighs]
Mind if I throw some of my clothes in with yours?
No Not at all Wow Laundry room in your apartment
- As far as I'm concerned, that's when you know you've arrived - Yeah It's pretty cool
[Chuckles] You know what? I should wash this too Hold on
Okay [Sighs]
Oh Oh, shoot
- Toss this in for me, will ya? - Um, yeah Sure
- Thanks - [Phone Rings]
- Oh I should get this I'll be right back - Okay I'll be in here
- [Beeps] - [Groans]
Since when does a washing machine need an LCD screen?
- [Beeps] - Okay
- [Beeps] - [Whirring]
[Sighs]
Oh, my gosh Oh, my gosh What is going on?
Oh, my gosh
Oh, no!
Stop! Please stop! Stop!
- [Beeping] - Um, off
Off! [Groans]
What are you, possessed? Oh!
- Everything okay in there? - Yeah! Everything's fine
- Okay - Oh!
What is going on? Okay Water off
Water off! Oh!
- Oh, God! - [Beeping]
Off! Off!
- [Whirring] - No, not spin!
[Gasps]
- [Whirring] - [Gasping] Oh, my God
Hello?
Oh, my God Oh!
- Stop! Please stop! - [Jake] Okay Uh...
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
I got it I got it I got...
- [Whirring Stops] - [Sighs]
- How'd you do that? - [Chuckles]
Uh, there's a... there's an off button on the LCD screen
What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster, and I give up
- You give up? - I give up I don't care anymore
You know what? It feels great
[Yelps]
You know what? I gave up years ago It's my secret to happiness
Oh! Wait a minute Wait a minute
- Play fair - Oh
- Ow - Oh, no
- Oh, man - Your eye?
- You're done - I'm sorry
No
Oh, cool!
Oh, am I interrupting something?
- Hi, Katy - Hi
- Wait You're Katy? - Last time I checked
Hi I'm Ashley
No No, that's not a problem I'm on it Yeah
So, Jake tells me you're a loser
What? I'm not a loser
That's cool I'm a loser too
Anyway, it's just like a term of affection, not a permanent condition
- Oh - You just haven't had any good luck That's all
No, no It's great
I love these little marshmallow things
So do I
Okay Yeah Yeah We'll talk later All right, sir Bye
- [Chuckles] Oh, my God - Hot
- What's the problem? - Oh, Phillips wants the new song ready before the concert
- And? - And we don't have shit
[Gasps]
I mean shoot We don't have shoot
We don't have to tell Aunt Martha about this, do we?
Don't stress it I'll write you a kick-ass song
Oh, so you're a... you're a songwriter now? Very funny
- You could be more supportive - This is serious
- This is my life we're... - Guy... Guys...
- No shoot - No shoot That...
Uh... I think I can help you out
What do you have in mind?
Well, I have this friend...
(music)[Singing]
What a song
I totally understand If you don't want to use it, it's cool
No No, it's great
Just a few little adjustments
Hey, Harry Double the tempo
Danny, Tom, why don't you kick it off tight and rough it up a bit?
(music)(music) [Rock]
(music)(music) [Singing]
- Ashley - Yeah?
- Thank you - You're welcome
[Screams]
Hey
So I hear a rumor that, uh, you have another hit for me
Well, it's, uh... it's rough, but I got a good feeling, sir Yeah
Sounds good Positivity That's what I like
Oh, yeah Congratulations on, uh, selling out
Selling out?
You mean the Hard Rock? We sold out the Hard Rock?
- I BlackBerried you - I don't have a BlackBerry
- Tiffany, get him a BlackBerry - Yes
- There's a line around the corner of people just hoping to get in - Ah?
Hey, hey, hey I don't hug people, but, look, bro
You saved my life twice Once at the masquerade bash and... and now
l... It was a great night for me too
I mean, ever since then I've been about the luckiest guy in the world
- [Chuckles] - Look Come by my office later
- It can't be - I got some ideas
- [Jake] Okay - Geez
Jake. Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash
- Uh-uh - Yes
- No - Yes
Yes! That's great He's hot
You don't understand If I kiss Jake
it's hello, fabulous carefree life
And that's a problem?
- Well... - Go
(music)[Continues]
- Ashley - No, no, no
Um, I have to go now
- (music)[Continues] - Uh, now?
- Whoa! - Oh, my God
(music)[Ends]
[Sighs]
- Taxi! - [Tires Screeching]
Sorry I was just checking something
[Gasps] Five dollars Yes
- Thank you, luck - Ashley?
Miss Braden
Listen I am so sorry for...
- Antonio? - Hey, Ash
- Hi - How lucky that we ran into you
I feel just horrible about those things I said to you
No Stop You were right to blame it all on me
Then let me blame you for bringing this sweet, wonderful, iron-tushed man into my life
Yes We're getting married, baby
- No way! - It's true I bought him the ring
- Well, good for you guys Congratulations - Ashley
I want you to come back to work for me
- Are you kidding? - I can't lose you. You are my good luck charm
l... I don't know what to say
Well, we have a huge pitch tonight St Regis at 8:00
So, say you'll be by my side
and say you'll be wearing something appropriate to your new vice president title
Oh, my gosh Yes Yes Thank you
- Bye - Bye
Oh! Yes! My luck is back!
Oh, my God
- Hello - [Maggie] Ash?
Anyone want some late lunch?
- Hi - Hi
Hey I have some surprises
Ta-da! Last one in stock, and just my size Lucky, huh?
- Yeah - And I went to Miyakami and got two orders of everything
'cause I thought we could use a little celebration
- That's nice - Oh Yeah
What's wrong?
The band isn't gonna do Maggie's song
What? Why not?
Phillips is superstitious
- Come on - He thinks that new groups
should only perform music that they've written themselves
- That's crazy - No It's just bad luck
Look I'm sorry this is happening I didn't have anything to do with...
Ashley, stop It's not your fault It's life Right?
Come on We gotta get going We gotta get there before they go on I want to wish them luck
- You're still going? - Oh, yeah We have VIP tickets Why waste 'em? You?
- Um, actually, I'm not I have, um, a meeting - [Door Opens]
- Job interview? - Actually, it's a funny story
- Um, Peggy rehired me - Ashley!
I am so proud of you
You totally stuck it out, and it all got better
Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Of course What choice do I have?
If you dwell on all the bad things in life
- you miss out on all the good things - It's getting late
- Well, have fun - Good luck on your meeting, Ashley
Thanks
Bye
(music)[Rock]
- (music)[Continues] - [Man] Cool!
- We're down front! - [Woman] Wow!
- [Doug] So big! - [Danny] So many people
[Tom] Look how many people there are
- [Danny] Hottie, mate There's a hottie there - [Tom] Yeah
I hope it goes well
All right Guys, guys Final touches Dressing room now Come on
- Let's do this Come on - I'm so nervous I'm so nervous
[Chattering]
Hey, Nick Nick How are ya?
Oh, bollocks!
[Nick] You look very nervous
- Thank you I appreciate that - Want some herbal tea? We have some
[Jake] Thank you That would be great
The monitors hot for Danny and Tom, right?
- The input for the reverb in the distortion pedals? - Two and three
Good And just remember The switch-outs at three, five and nine
- Right Right - Someone could fall down in this I'm gonna shut it
Whoa!
Hello?
Jake? Guys?
[Whistles] Cab! Taxi!
- Oy! - We're never gonna get a cab at this hour
- Think positive - [Horn Honks]
Hey Guys Jump in Come on
Ashley [Squeals]
- Let's go We don't have much time - What are you doing?
I can't stop sweatin'
[Danny] Shocking! [Laughs]
- You guys ready? - Yeah Stoked
Yeah Born ready
- [Groans] My eye! - [Doug] My "A"string
Danny, look at me You can see, right?
- [Groans] - See, please?
Two minutes, you guys Good luck
Two minutes? L... I need some ice I need some ice
Hello!
Guys, I'm here!
Okay Look I know you guys are nervous That's fine just...
Hold that thought
[Vomits]
Good idea [Vomits]
- Whoo! - Air fre... Air freshener
Oh, by the way, have you seen Harry anywhere?
He's... He's not here?
Hello?
- Okay, guys Spread out, find him - All right
- Nick Nick - [All] Harry
- Yeah - Uh, have you seen... have you seen Harry?
- Who? - Harry the drummer
- Who? - Uh... Harry!
Harry!
- Harry - [Man Gasps]
- Harry - [Man #2] Get out of here!
- [Man #3] Pervert! - Sorry
[Cheering]
[Phillips] DMR's got the money, baby!
Excuse me, sir Could you make a left up ahead? Union Square's always a mess
I can't believe you blew off Peggy Braden
She'll get over it if Jake's bad luck is half as bad as mine was
then we don't have much time
[Tires Squeal]
Harry Harry, are you in here?
- Hey Has anyone seen Harry? - [All] No
- Excuse me Has anyone seen Harry? The drummer - No
- Harry! - Has... Has anybody got a 20 on the drummer?
[Headset: Woman] What's he look like?
Yeah I don't know They all look alike to me
[Chattering]
Harry!
Harry
- Harry - [Man] Start the show!
Harry
- He's not here - [Man #2] We want McFly!
He's not here either
- [Crowd Shouting] - [Muttering]
- [Laughing] - Ah, but then... No, no No, no, no
- Jake, baby! - Hey!
I understand the drill... keep 'em waiting... but the natives are gettin' restless
- We thought it was normal to go up a half hour late - Jake
Jake, we can't find Harry anywhere He's not upstairs He's gone
- Checked the loos He's not in men's or women's - No
There something you want to tell me, Jake?
We... We have a problem
[Crowd Chattering]
Hello? What the hell is that?
- Oh! We're so late Come on! Come on! - Oh, my gosh!
Thank you! Wait You guys You guys Backstage is this way
Come on Hi Excuse me Watch out, buddy
- Come on! - [Dana] Hold on a second, girls
[Ashley] Catch up, Dana You got the passes
[Man] Let's go!
Hello
[Crowd Chattering]
And I, for one
am not looking forward to going out here and telling this angry crowd
that the band decided not to play
Oh That won't be me
That's gonna be you
Unless you get your boys out there now!
Mr. Phillips, without a... a drummer?
- No way - It won't work
Hey, guys I used to be the, uh, backup drummer for, uh, Whitesnake
- [All Groan] - [Phillips] Whitesnake? Hell, yeah!
- There you go Here's your drummer - Wait a minute
- We're not gonna go out there without Harry - [Tom] It's not gonna happen
McFly doesn't play
you'll be lucky enough to manage
- a high school marching band - [Ashley]Jake
- Get out of the way - We got a problem We need a new band
- Cancel the limo - Get out of the way, please All right Now go
Ashley, now's not a...
- What the hell is this? - [Together] Shh!
And in nine, eight, seven...
- Oh, no - Who hit the smoke?
Five, four, three...
Whoa [Coughing]
Two...
Whoa
Is that... Is that Harry?
[Chuckles Nervously]
[Woman] Get started, baby!
We're on We're on
- No way The freak went on without us - [Mouthing Words]
I don't believe it
Hey Do me a favor
- Play Maggie's song - Absolutely
Hey Let's kick it off with "I've Got You"
Yeah Definitely Come on Let's go
- [Doug] Phillips is gonna be pissed - [Danny] Who cares?
- [Woman Shouts] - [Crowd Cheering]
Harry Harry, we're playing "I've Got You"
- (music)(music) [Rock] - [Cheering]
Ashley Thank you
You're welcome
- Are you okay? - Yeah Yeah I'm okay
Oh, I'm proud of you
(music)(music) [Singing]
- Katy! - Yes!
- They're great! - It's good!
Danny! Whoo!
I thought I told you not to play this song
Well, I guess I'm not superstitious
But I am
I should fire you, Jake
But it works
It works Good job
Thank you
(music)[Singing Continues]
They're playing my song!
(music)(music) [Ends]
- Whoo! - [Both] Whoo!
Is that the sound of them clapping
- or my nervous system shutting down? - No They're clapping
Hello, Times Square!
[Cheering]
[Laughing]
- Congratulations! - Ashley, thank you!
- [Danny] Great to be here, everybody - (music)(music) [Rock]
(music)(music) [Singing]
Oh Who wants to meet my friend Mr. Dom Perignon?
- That would be the '94? - Yeah!
- The '95! Yeah, baby! [Laughing] - Yeah That's okay
All right, guys Champagne time! Everybody
McFly on three On three Champagne time
One... Help me out One, two, three!
- McFly! - [Groans]
[All Shouting]
All right Danny Everybody Get over here Come on
[Phillips] Come on Come on Let's go, baby
Ashley
- Come on Let's go celebrate - Hey Um, not now
What's wrong with you? You look miserable
[Chuckles]
[Sighs] Maggie, I think I've fallen for him
[Shouts]
That's great What's the matter with that?
I don't know I mean, the feelings I have generally lead toward kissing
So kiss him Kiss him!
I can't
Oh, Ash
Please don't tell me you still believe in that stuff
More than ever
And I can't not kiss him
- I gotta go - What? Where are you going?
Grand Central
I'm gonna visit my parents for a bit
I have to sort things out Give me a hug, you
Have fun, okay? And be careful
Okay
Bye
Gather round Gather round
(music)[Ends]
[Man On PA, Indistinct]
Of course
[Jake] You waitin'for a train?
I'm just saying if you are, you might as well give up now
- Jake, please - With your luck
there's gonna be an announcement that due to some freak accident all trains have been canceled
Then you're gonna go outside and wait for the bus
at which point the acid rain will commence... perhaps even acid hail [Chuckles]
Listen, Jake I can't see you Okay? It's for your own good
Luck changes, Ashley
You know?
You know, l... I kissed this amazing girl at this masquerade party
No Listen I swear I'm not crazy, okay? Our luck did get switched
And it still is Here I dare you not to win
So you think meeting me was unlucky?
No God, I'm lucky to have met you
Okay? But you deserve my luck
- You put it to better use than I ever did - Well, I don't want it anymore
- Are you crazy? - I want you to have it
- No Go away - It's been great
but I'll be fine without it
How do you know that?
Because I'll have you in my life
A few bumps and bruises along the way are a small price to pay
Tag You're it
[Chuckles]
Oh, no You're not gettin' away with it that easy
- Oh, yeah? - Not a chance
So now who?
[Mumbles] Who cares?
Ew! Gross!
You leave a kid sitting in a limo so you can make out?
You take me from a perfectly good party with really cute rock stars
I pop a shoelace, swallow my gum
and now I'm stuck here watching you two play tonsil hockey
- Good grief! - Katy
I am so glad you're here
Why are you guys looking at me like this?
- Hold still Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! - [Groaning]
[Groans] Oh, I've been slimed!
- Try this You'll like it - It's fun
Cool
- So, where were we just, like... - [Chuckles]
- Ow - Ow
Twenty-five bucks? No freakin'way I'm rich!
Oh, yeah! I'm rich!
I'm taking the limo, okay? This I gotta show Grams
I definitely hit the jackpot
- Hey, Bernie! - Thank you
She deserves it
- Pizza? - You're on
So, you think you can adjust to life without luck?
- Right now I've never felt luckier - Me too
- Do you believe in karma? - Karma? Ash, you kidding me?
One time I helped an old lady across the street Next day, I found a hundred-dollar bill
- Ash, that's luck - Karma
- It's luck - Karma, karma, karma
- Luck, luck, luck - It's karma
- It's luck - Get the door
Why, thank you [Chuckles]
Hey [Chuckles] Quarter
Hmm Seems we still have our luck
- Who cares? - Absolutely
[Man] Hey! Shut the valve! The pipe is broken
(music)[Woman Singing]
(music)[Continues]
(music)[Ends]
(music)[Rock]
(music)[Man Singing]
(music)[Continues]
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- (music)[Acoustic Rock] - (music)[Man Singing]
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